I heard Bush say in a press conference that the press had really misunderestimated him

How can an illiterate person be president of the USA?

I’m sorry to see Bush go. I always got a laugh out of his stupidity.

Here are some of his best known sayings.

‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’

‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child.’

‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs
and medicine.’

‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy – but that could change.’

‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is ‘to be prepared’.’

‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’

‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future.’

‘The future will be better tomorrow.’

‘We’re have the best educated American people in the world.’

‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
fantastic pictures.’ (Said during an education photo-op)

‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it.’

‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’

‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it.’

‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’